People of Burning Man

If someone can please translate this for us we would really appreciate it. We’re guessing it’s a haiku, perhapse something like:

breasts are free like bird
sun beats down like overbearing boss
imprints words on skin

People of Burning Man Body Art Rating: 7
Originality: 5
Color Palate: 2
Boobies: 5.5
Mitigating factors: Pallor. These things are gonna be chapped as hell be Wednesday. The guy with the telescope and case of Vaseline Intensive Care ended up having a magical week!

Here at People of Burningman we don’t condone letting children paint the breasts of their mothers. Or of women in general. This little guy here is going to have to learn at some point that it’s not polite to play with ones food. And mom is going to end up with clown boobs.

People of Burning Man Body Art Rating: 8
Originality: 2
Color Palate: 2
Boobies: 6
Mitigating factors: bonus sideboob

Photo by Albany_tim on Flickr

If you don’t have a penis, don’t despair, there’s still a way to radically express your inner beauty, with body paint!

When your little sister was playing with her Ken doll while Barbie was having her chi centered at the chiropractor’s office, sometimes she’d use her fingernail polish to make sense of the confusing mound beneath Ken’s slacks. It probably looked something like this. We know your sister found out what Barbie was missing. (boy do we!) But I’m guessing she didn’t find out from this tool.

androgynous

photo by Naturalturn on Flickr

There are 3 things you never want to depict in body paint on a naked woman. Can you guess which one “Body Painter Dave” mistakenly placed here above this woman’s vagina?

People of Burning Man Body Art Rating: 8
Originality: 7
Color Palate: 7
Boobies: 9
Mitigating factors: Tigger’s penis

photo by Albany Tim on Flickr

Reggie here was giving radical self reliance a little less attention than the expression. Though he had enough body paint for three months, he neglected to bring enough food for the three weeks he planned to be on the playa. Before the last week was up he tried eating those body paints. Since even they were laced with ecstasy, he went out with a smile on his face.

People of Burning Man Body Art Rating: 5
Originality: 4
Color Palate: 3
Boobies: 1
Mitigating factors: Junk is cropped out.