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Dave is a body painter

photo by Naturalturn on Flickr There are 3 things you never want to depict in body paint on a naked woman. Can you guess which one “Body Painter Dave” mistakenly placed here above this woman’s vagina? People of Burning Man … Continue reading

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Waiving my dick in the wind

Photo by nicoyogui on Flickr If you look closely, there is something coming out of this guys wang. I won’t tell you what it is, cause who the hell wants to know what comes out some random dudes johnson. Suffice … Continue reading

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Introducing the People of Burning Man Body Art Rating System

People of Burning Man Body Art Rating: 5.5 Originality: 4 Color Palate: 6 Boobies: 6 Mitigating factors: Dude in the picture, he’s bringing you WAY down baby. It’s a scale of 10. The Mitigating Factors section is key.

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illusions in the desert

The dry dusty air and the residual hallucinogens in your system can throw you some curve balls. When this apparition came closer, it turned out to be this:

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