People of Burning Man

photo by Albany Tim on Flickr

Reggie here was giving radical self reliance a little less attention than the expression. Though he had enough body paint for three months, he neglected to bring enough food for the three weeks he planned to be on the playa. Before the last week was up he tried eating those body paints. Since even they were laced with ecstasy, he went out with a smile on his face.

People of Burning Man Body Art Rating: 5
Originality: 4
Color Palate: 3
Boobies: 1
Mitigating factors: Junk is cropped out.

A) Where did the nipples go? They chaffed off dragging in the playa dust.

B) How could something so wrong feel so right? Ectasy

C) That scorpion used to be a butterfly

D) All of the above

photo by 666isMONEY ☮ & ♥ on Flickr

People of Burning Man Body Art Rating: 7.5
Originality: 5
Color Palate: 5
Boobies: 7
Craftsmanship: 3
Mitigating factors: EXTREME CLOSE UP!!!!

They say it increases your enjoyment of having your nipples rubbed by a hot chick. This also indicated that having a flabby dude in a biker doo-rag rub your nipples is improved by nipple rings too. I always assumed that nothing could make man-man nipple stimulation better…

This may be a post-op, but fortunately it’s impossible to tell.

There are certain things in life that you can’t un-see. This is one of those things.

burning man tip: don’t let your kids decorate your boobs.