At burningman, nudity is a weapon, not a tool.
photo by ach Klein on Flickr
Except for this guy, who appears to be both.
That’s what a chevron is. It’s a geological term. A chevron is also a generally triangle shaped shape. It’s also this:
Photo by sgoralnick on Flickr
Ordinarily, having back hair like this would be cause for radical self mutilation. That’s what’s so wonderful about burningman. It makes people like this comfortable enough in their own skin to selectively expose wedge shaped swaths of it.
This is the twist you can’t resist…
Twizzler from http://timmy.vox.com/
“If there is anything worse than a pervert, it’s a self-righteous druggie pervert, dressed as a chipmunk, offering unsolicited fashion tips. If you want catty advice on how to dress from a crowd of Rocky Horror Picture Show rejects, Burning Man is for you.” Read more burningman commentary from HisNameIsTimmy.
Posted in Edible Costumes
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Tagged food
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If someone can please translate this for us we would really appreciate it. We’re guessing it’s a haiku, perhapse something like:
breasts are free like bird
sun beats down like overbearing boss
imprints words on skin
People of Burning Man Body Art Rating: 7
Originality: 5
Color Palate: 2
Boobies: 5.5
Mitigating factors: Pallor. These things are gonna be chapped as hell be Wednesday. The guy with the telescope and case of Vaseline Intensive Care ended up having a magical week!
Posted in body paint, front
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Tagged oriental
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If one vagina is good…
And one may well be good. The jury is out on these three.
Sophia was hoping that this contraption would allow her to peer into the depths of her own vagina in order to, uhhh. Not to clear on that one. I hope she liked what she found. And disinfected after.
Posted in Full Monty, front
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Tagged boobies
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Photo via Laughing Squid
The thing is, the all your base are belong to us, initially, was a matter of mistaken meaning and inability to comprehend foreign concepts, not just languages. At it’s heart, that’s what burning man is. And for 1 week out of the year we get to go out into the middle of nowhere and live like we would live if we didn’t have jobs, mortgages, relationships and a sense of consequences. When you think about it, aren’t we getting all up in this guy’s junk because he was trying to tell us something about that?
Point is, when he burns, we all burn? What does that mean? Wasn’t he just radically self-expressing about our radical self-expression? Who knows. What we do know is that he’s now stuck inside a cartoon television answering e-mails.
Here at People of Burningman we don’t condone letting children paint the breasts of their mothers. Or of women in general. This little guy here is going to have to learn at some point that it’s not polite to play with ones food. And mom is going to end up with clown boobs.
People of Burning Man Body Art Rating: 8
Originality: 2
Color Palate: 2
Boobies: 6
Mitigating factors: bonus sideboob
