The most brilliant costumes are the simplest ones. I hope this silver shit has SPF. Otherwise he’ll be slathering lotion all over his wang for weeks after burningman. Oh, wait. Nevermind.
Some things you see at burningman you wish you hadn’t seen. Somethings you wish you could see in the privacy of your own home. Different strokes I suppose…
Love means never having to say you’re sorry.
photo by Ron's Log on Flickr
Burningman love means never having to say you’re sorry that your belly sticks out farther than your dicky.
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Tagged fatass
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photo by alexthompson on Flickr
Hi! I’m an admin for a group called, Pancake boobs and we’d LOVE to have this photo added to our pool so we can masturbate to it in our basements.
At burningman, nudity is a weapon, not a tool.
photo by ach Klein on Flickr
Except for this guy, who appears to be both.
That’s what a chevron is. It’s a geological term. A chevron is also a generally triangle shaped shape. It’s also this:
Photo by sgoralnick on Flickr
Ordinarily, having back hair like this would be cause for radical self mutilation. That’s what’s so wonderful about burningman. It makes people like this comfortable enough in their own skin to selectively expose wedge shaped swaths of it.
This is the twist you can’t resist…
Twizzler from http://timmy.vox.com/
“If there is anything worse than a pervert, it’s a self-righteous druggie pervert, dressed as a chipmunk, offering unsolicited fashion tips. If you want catty advice on how to dress from a crowd of Rocky Horror Picture Show rejects, Burning Man is for you.” Read more burningman commentary from HisNameIsTimmy.
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