Suckling the flower children of Black Rock City

Burning woMan Boobs with Body Paint
photo by 666isMONEY ☮ & ♥ on Flickr

People of Burning Man Body Art Rating: 7.5
Originality: 5
Color Palate: 5
Boobies: 7
Craftsmanship: 3
Mitigating factors: EXTREME CLOSE UP!!!!

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Psychedelic Cowboy meets Rasta Ent

Rasta Ent
Photo by Albany Tim on Flickr

People of Burning Man come in many forms. Here we see the standard Psychedelic Cowboy influenced by Tollkeinesque Ent, or Arborphile, sub species. Rather than a tree herder, this is a tree buckaroo. Interesting. TreeDouche here seems to be enjoying himself quite well. What kind of leaves are those?

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Decompression Costumes Poll

Burning Man Decompression parties are going on all over the place. You can’t just show up in your street clothes!


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Peter the Prince of Parisols

Burning Man Parisol

In Black Rock City, the burning sun can kill you. It helps to have a nice hand-made dainty parasol to keep the sun, and sexually liberated women away from your private parts.

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There is no more radical form of self expression that piercing your nipples and giving up on your physical fitness.

Pierced Nipples

They say it increases your enjoyment of having your nipples rubbed by a hot chick. This also indicated that having a flabby dude in a biker doo-rag rub your nipples is improved by nipple rings too. I always assumed that nothing could make man-man nipple stimulation better…

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Introducing the People of Burning Man Body Art Rating System

Burning man body art

People of Burning Man Body Art Rating: 5.5
Originality: 4
Color Palate: 6
Boobies: 6
Mitigating factors: Dude in the picture, he’s bringing you WAY down baby.

It’s a scale of 10. The Mitigating Factors section is key.

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Playa afterbirth

Guess the winner of the “Burning Man 2009 Dustiest Vag on the Playa.”

(Yeah, you guessed it.)

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