
photo by 666isMONEY ☮ & ♥ on Flickr
People of Burning Man Body Art Rating: 7.5
Originality: 5
Color Palate: 5
Boobies: 7
Craftsmanship: 3
Mitigating factors: EXTREME CLOSE UP!!!!

photo by 666isMONEY ☮ & ♥ on Flickr
People of Burning Man Body Art Rating: 7.5
Originality: 5
Color Palate: 5
Boobies: 7
Craftsmanship: 3
Mitigating factors: EXTREME CLOSE UP!!!!

Photo by Albany Tim on Flickr
People of Burning Man come in many forms. Here we see the standard Psychedelic Cowboy influenced by Tollkeinesque Ent, or Arborphile, sub species. Rather than a tree herder, this is a tree buckaroo. Interesting. TreeDouche here seems to be enjoying himself quite well. What kind of leaves are those?
Burning Man Decompression parties are going on all over the place. You can’t just show up in your street clothes!
In Black Rock City, the burning sun can kill you. It helps to have a nice hand-made dainty parasol to keep the sun, and sexually liberated women away from your private parts.
They say it increases your enjoyment of having your nipples rubbed by a hot chick. This also indicated that having a flabby dude in a biker doo-rag rub your nipples is improved by nipple rings too. I always assumed that nothing could make man-man nipple stimulation better…
People of Burning Man Body Art Rating: 5.5
Originality: 4
Color Palate: 6
Boobies: 6
Mitigating factors: Dude in the picture, he’s bringing you WAY down baby.
It’s a scale of 10. The Mitigating Factors section is key.