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“Honestly,” Pippi [her burningman name] later claimed, “i didn’t know they were pot brownies! and Desert Snowflake [his real name] told me they were 100% vegan with no fat or sugar at all!”
Sure honey, and those were monkey’s flying out of your butt, not 14 pounds of half digested playa dust that you mistook for brownie batter. When you wake up, maybe you can trade your virginity for a clean pair of pants.
