If one vagina is good…
And one may well be good. The jury is out on these three.
Sophia was hoping that this contraption would allow her to peer into the depths of her own vagina in order to, uhhh. Not to clear on that one. I hope she liked what she found. And disinfected after.
Here at People of Burningman we don’t condone letting children paint the breasts of their mothers. Or of women in general. This little guy here is going to have to learn at some point that it’s not polite to play with ones food. And mom is going to end up with clown boobs.
People of Burning Man Body Art Rating: 8
Originality: 2
Color Palate: 2
Boobies: 6
Mitigating factors: bonus sideboob
photo by Naturalturn on Flickr
There are 3 things you never want to depict in body paint on a naked woman. Can you guess which one “Body Painter Dave” mistakenly placed here above this woman’s vagina?
People of Burning Man Body Art Rating: 8
Originality: 7
Color Palate: 7
Boobies: 9
Mitigating factors: Tigger’s penis
People of Burning Man Body Art Rating: 5.5
Originality: 4
Color Palate: 6
Boobies: 6
Mitigating factors: Dude in the picture, he’s bringing you WAY down baby.
It’s a scale of 10. The Mitigating Factors section is key.